railroadsoftware:

the word wife is now replaced with “GFF” (girl friend forever)

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

leedskiss:

im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle

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“show ur tits for dick”

officialunitedstates:

does anyone else print out their facebook news feed so they can read it on the bus later