nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

asparagays:

what da fuck do u mean no smoking

asparagays:

what da fuck do u mean no smoking

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom